Thank you for applying for our job.
We appreciate your interest,
We really do.
But the fact of the matter is,
I mean, why even try in the first place?
You’ve been rejected twenty times before,
So why did you think things would be different this time?
You were told to keep trying, huh?
By your parents?
Well FUCK THEM AND LISTEN TO ME.
All you are doing is WASTING YOUR TIME,
Getting yourself down,
On something you already know.
YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
You’ve WASTED MY TIME.
Looking through your shit CV,
Shit cover letter,
Talking about your shit life.
I’m done talking to you.
But we REALLY hope that you’ll do well in the future…
(Seriously, just fuck off.
Don’t ever apply to us again.
You’re a waste of oxygen.)
“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” – Albert Einstein (apparently)
Life is great atm :D